Fireplace Rock
posted 03-22-2013 at 06:00 am

Remember when this card game was difficult? Yeah! You used to have to play solitaire 50 times in a row before you got a new card! Nerf Royal Flush! Royal flush is fine. Learn to poker.

If you don't know what that means, you are probably fortunate! Blizzard announced a new card game, and aside from now knowing for sure how "hearthstone" is pronounced, I really want to play it. I'd also like to be at PAX, but like all good things, I suppose that will have to wait!

If you're there this weekend, say hello to my friends at Extra Credits and my friend Monica Ray who's on Strip Search!