Congratulations McDonalds. You've found something to associate yourself with that's more terrifying than clowns and creepier than Burger King's Sneak King. I've been sorely tempted to get a happy meal and just leave the box somewhere for my roommates to find, but I know that I'd be homeless within the hour of it being found.
Mario Kart 8 is out today! What are you doing reading webcomics???* Stop reading webcomics** and go play an HD Mario Kart game!
*Thank you for reading webcomics
**Please do not stop reading webcomics